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Funny Fb Status In English
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Men have feelings Too, For Example, Feeling Hungry..
It’s cool to be different and just be who you are and shock people in a good way.
Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can’t talk, wife around
I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot
Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or leave it for others.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
My teacher today gave 45 minute speech about not wasting time.
I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.
Love me or hate me but you will never change me.
I’m authentically an alright kind of person, everything to me is good or bad… just all is well!
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend.. I ll train you..
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